doncasturd:

I’m sorry but I’d never let Liam babysit because he would literally be like:

“Hi I just wanted to call and tell you…well your baby is crying and I- I don’t understand what it wants. It’s still- it’s still crying. Oh god, WHAT DOES IT WANT FROM ME I’M ONLY 18 I LOVE GREEN BEANS”

Why most people want to be famous: Money, bragging rights, big houses, fancy cars, expensive clothes/jewelry, invites to A-list parties, lavish vacations
Why I want to be famous: Increase chances of meeting/marrying my favorite band member/singer/actor

fantasticfued:

cloudingniallsjudgement:

fivesingingboys:

davidtenant-irishnandos:

there should be more notes.

I’d give my virginity kidney to Liam.

I’d give everything to Liam.

story of my life.